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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No one checks. No one questions.

Any Fortune 500 company is going to check, particularly if you're aiming for a job in upper management.

And if you're working a government contract, you're almost certainly going to get a background check for any kind of security clearance.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Plenty of jobs outside of Fortune 500 garbage.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't you fail the background check?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Any organization is going to ask for a transcript if they 'really' want someone with a degree. You don't even need a full background check.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Can't you fake a transcript? Like if they aren't going to check then a fake authentic looking transcript should work right?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most HR people are too lazy for that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Background checks are usually outsourced to another company.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Exactly so laziness doesn't matter unfortunately

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They have concepts of a theory.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

To be fair there’s a whole lot of wealthy people like Trump who bought their degree anyway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I had poor grades in university. But they were leagues ahead of Trump's failures.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As with most things, if you are competent, a degree doesn't really matter. The degree is just a shortcut, and even if it's checked it's no guarantee you are otherwise competent. You're expected to have picked up competency during the time you got your degree.

So this probably works if you are otherwise competent, but if you're not it's just going to lead to increased scrutiny (Because hey, you should know these things) and if someone does end up checking up on you it's a great way to get fired with cause. Depending on how tight knit your industry is that can still make things very hard for you.

And of course, once this becomes frequent enough, you'd be surprised how quickly checking will become the norm again.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

My unpopular opinion (and I'll eat the downvotes) is that CV fraudsters don't get prosecuted nearly enough.

It's not just faceless billionaire companies you're fucking over, it's the other candidates who actually put in the effort to become competent at the job you lied to get.

I'll never get my head around the popularity of the idea that lying on a CV doesn't make you a liar.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Job candidates didn't start this war. Companies want ever more ludicrous requirements (so they'd have to interview fewer people), so the average CV expands to match it.

And while you may get caught with claiming to have a degree, you can certainly embellish the rest of it. Used an Excel spreadsheet? You're now a data analyst. Dabbled in Access? Congratulations, you're now an experienced database administrator.

And if you get found out and fired, so what? So did hundreds of people who did have all the qualifications and experience. You now have a bit more, so you know what not to do next time.

Take what you can from corporations, because they're certainly trying to take all they can from you.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What's the consequences of not lying on your resume? you can't get a good job.

What's the consequences of being caught lying on your resume? you lose your good job.

What's the consequences of not getting caught? You get paid to do the job that didn't require the degree to begin iwth.

The consequences are the same whether or not you do it. The benefits greatly outweigh the risks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

What’s the consequences of not lying on your resume?

You pass your background check.

Harvard and other major schools make it fairly easy to vet graduates with a call to the registrar's office. Most schools have electronic portals to handle the requests in bulk.

This is an extremely low bar for an HR department to pass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Sure those are all well and good ideas. My wife works in HR and she's yet to work at a company that calls the registrars office. They do criminal background checks all over, but rarely do they go beyond that. We're in mass, so we're entitled to a copy of our background check performed by the business, if you're in a similar situation i'd recommend checking it out.

That being said, if you're applying for a job you're never gonna get an interview for (Director or Manager roles without an MBA or BS) then you have quite literally nothing but your time to lose.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You took a game theory course didn't you? Cause yup!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And it shouldn't be too difficult to avoid getting caught. Most won't bother checking, but if they do, you can always pick some accredited university that went defunct some years ago. It might be impossible to check if even if they wanted to. Then avoid giving details about anything from your college days, and hope a coworker doesn't show up who actually went there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

you can always pick some accredited university that went defunct some years ago

Harvard is not one such school.

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