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[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 days ago

I hate spiders and even I feel bad abt this shit. It’s just a cruel scenario

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

TBH spider wasted fuckton of silk on unnecessary web. It died because it wasn't smart enough

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So yeah, a metaphor for capitalism.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Stupidity doesn't work in any system.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Capitalism shows that it does indeed work! Just not for the average us.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Little guy would of made it if he had just shot his web straight up and attached himself to the sun.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Is he stupid?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spiderman: The Game (2002)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Pizza song starts playing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sine wave formation might have been more efficient and hence resulted in survival, but I'm uncertain as to whether the web structure and anchor points would have allowed for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What in the middle management is this? Gonna tell a spider how to spin their web... ppfffttt lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, which one of us died mismanaging their web placement?

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The spider gives context and removing it would diminish everything

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Yeah that could be a horse web for all we know.

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The spider corpse is an important piece of the art! It adds a memento mori aspect to what is otherwise just a cool place a web was spun.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My stepdad worked hard all his life. He managed to buy his own plane and fly it all around. To some flying up in a plane might seem somewhat insignificant, but most people never get to fly at all.

We've only got so much time to get a plane.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can get kit planes. I heard the Dyke Delta is the holygrail.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dyke Delta

Nice try, but I ain't Googling that.

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[–] [email protected] 213 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This pic makes me sad. Lil bro tried so hard and got so far...

[–] [email protected] 184 points 6 days ago (3 children)

But in the end, it didn't even matter.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago

Goddamnit. I was sad and still laughed.

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