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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

On the real tho, when I worked retail at a printing/shipping center, a guy came in and started puffing on a weed pen. It was so fucking annoying having to talk to, and eventually kick him out of the store, because he couldn’t wait to do that shit outside.

I’ve smoked and vaped PLENTY over the years, I’d never use cannabis in a place of business. The fuck is wrong with people.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 44 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I wish I could sip on a pint in target.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Come to Germany. We don't have pints or targets but you can sip on a half liter while strolling down the shopping streets

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Smoking out of an apple is awesome tho. Sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar down the hole before you start ripping it, and after you're done smoking you have a delicious snack to munch on!

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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

as a gen z i absolutely hate weed pens so much. they take 110% of the fun out of it. and they clog. and taste worse. and "uh hey do you have a charger my weed died" is just ????? no thank you.

i prefer that apple pipe or literally any other stoner engineering and my sploof. you can put cute stickers and stuff on a sploof too. smoking weed is supposed to be an experience not a quick inhale off a metal rod and forgetting about it until it hits. if ur bringing a pen to a smoke sesh bye. take ur vape somewhere else :) rant over

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

smoking weed is supposed to be an experience

I mean if you just started smoking yeah. When you've been smoking for 10+ years not every session needs to be life changing. I'll roll up a nice joint or pack a solid bowl for fun times when I want the "experience" but for normal getting high purposes the pen stays by my side

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Some of them can taste worse. Good ones, like actual live resin carts and not distillate, taste the same as buds.

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[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 139 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It is crazy to me that I can just walk down the street to a store, buy some pot and wave at a cop on the way out. Even crazier is that my kids schools fundraising auction has weed gift baskets donated every year from the local dispensaries.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Surprised the cop didn't just outright shoot your kid.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 104 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Even crazier that your school has to do fundraising :(

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Very glad that my dumb ass probably has like 10% less plastic in my brain than most people my age because I never smoked out of cans. Thanks, paranoid teen me!

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