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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

So... my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I'm connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:

"BOMB PLANTED"

Now the entire plane is staring at me like I'm some sort of criminal.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

remember that sonic thread?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I take "Thing that didn't happen" for 500, Alex.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

For a proper plate of pasta you should at least get +40. If you cooked it yourself maybe even +1 skill point. If you fed someone, "you are now friends".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

No, but now I'm half the Wolfenstein chicken dinner sound in my head...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

10 health from dinner? Unless my max health is like, 40 or less that's just rude.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

(cricket chirps, but halfway through stops, sees who’s talking, and quietly leaves.)

[–] [email protected] 266 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 days ago (6 children)

How much I missed this. The brands are gaining too much confidence again, we gotta start bullying them

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 4 days ago (4 children)

”Hello fellow kids” vibes

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coins!

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