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Don't be Evil (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I actually cannot stop hearing the MGS exclamation sound effect everytime I type a !

For reference

https://youtu.be/axyXUJqW7rI

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I don't think any video game character YELLS their active effects at us...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Ever since the 80's, I can't close my eyes without seeing falling tetriminos 😔

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago

Shut the fuck up, brand!

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I really hate it when corporate Twitter accounts try to be quirky. Wendy's trolling McDonald's was funny for a bit but even that got old and I blame it for making this sort of thing common.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

They realized that cringe increases engagement via hate-sharing.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Parody account

...Basically indistinguishable from any regular Twitter account. Why did Elon want these accounts labeled, again?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What exactly is it supposed to be a parody of?

Just because someone uses it to try to be funny, does not make it parody. It doesn’t make it sarcasm. It doesn’t make it ironic. People love to use all of those incorrectly.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago

That’s a lot of schadenfreude you have there. Maybe work on your cultural literacy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rick Ashley I assume.

I guess they were a parody account of him earlier but they changed their mind later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Rick Ashley will give you up, he will let you down and he most definitely will run around and desert you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You know why

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

No. But I do sing the victory fanfare tune from final fantasy every time I do some small thing. Wash dishes? Victory! Laundry? Victory! Cook dinner? Victory! Take a shit? Victory!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Ok, if you have a lot of dishes to wash by hand, you deserve a fucking fanfare from final fantasy. That shit is hardwork.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh. Oh I'm not the only one. I'm not even an avid FF player; I just played some of the remakes on DS.

The victory tune is burned into my brain, as well as the Chocobo theme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Ohhhh man I love the Chocobo Theme, and have also played like zero FF games besides XV, which was dogshit. But one of the teammates sings this cute little in-game ad jingle that uses the Chocobo theme, so I hear him singing it in my head every now and then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This is awesome. I still remember that tune from when I played it. Funny how some people think positivity and imagination aren't excellent things. You keep doing you! And I'm definitely going to be copying your idea!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

TFW someone posts "don't be evil" on a thing with the author credit scribbled out.

Screenshot of Twitter. Tweet by @GooglePlay made on March 13th, 2024 reads "Gaming really changes your life lol anyone else out here yelling +10 HEALTH when they finish dinner?" A reply tweet by user @RickAstleyGamin (which was scribbled out in the screenshot OP posted) simply reads "no".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn't find the original. I'm glad you did, I'll edit the post!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Very cool of you! Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can almost see the grey face of the marketing intern shuffling out of another pointless meeting to write this, debating whether their health insurance would cover jumping out of the building window.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

They tried to say this wouldn't work, but Bob the PM thinks its great and has ordered you to put it through. His only concession to your warning was "well, add an 'lol' or something to make it sound gamery".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is the real reason they're so obsessed with AI... Let the computer write this shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

And fire the intern and let them die uninsured.

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