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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't even know there was a competition for having a bigger audience.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Third-party or self hosted GitLab FTW.

Youtube is kind of hard to replace, though. There's attempts but I'm skeptical they'll go far.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not with that attitude they won't!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How many YouTube competitors have risen up and died since it first started? PeerTube is fine but there's no AdSense so the really big an medium sized ones won't move over. There aren't enough viewers for sponsorships to be worth while so it's purely passion that will drive people to upload onto it, which is great but it basically limits the uploads to people who are techy enough or care enough about decentralization to go out of their way to not get payed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What about just the bandwidth and storage requirements? Any news on that?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Getting Embraced and Extended must feel nice.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

147 people follow me. I have no idea why. I'm boring.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

1,873 contributions in the last year

Maybe it’s because you’re fucking sexy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I require thy github username

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Have a follow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

#holy shit that's you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I follow two people. I have no idea why I did that either.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have 3 followers, one is a maintainer of Postgres and I’ll tell literally anyone who fucking listens

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Take the win.

I mostly just use GitHub for work. I don't think the social media bits matter.

Except stars. I've been told investors use stars as a proxy for interest lately. I see how bots these make a lot of sense.

All this bots stuff reminds me of an off hand part of Anathem. They had this historical arms race of garbage spread on their internet. There's these monk folks who have been fighting it for generations. I thought it was sill years ago. Feels sane now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why would anyone ever compare those platforms?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

As a joke. That's kinda why we're here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'M SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK PAL

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

How could you!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Internet points.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Theres been a LOT of bots on github lately. They mass follow each other. Its pretty easy to see them as they will have 1k+ followers and follow just as many. Theres growing scams and acounts where you can buy GH accounts online that are "primed" with followers so your account looks good.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like YouTube one can lead into another. Because it's hard to get people to follow you in GitHub. But having another platform where you can advertise your programs means a lot. Even if you write something useful people are not going to discover you without something else doing the outreach.