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He kept wanting to eat my magic items. Those are MY magic items, Gale, they're supposed to go in the team stash forever and never get used

Before the patches, Gale's romance meter would fill up really really fast and off of non-flirty, friendly interactions. "Sure Gale, I'd like to hear more about magic some time but I'm busy now" would basically be enough for him to become aggressively interested in you, fuelling a lot of Nice Guy type jokes about him

Shadow Fart

please, it's Shart.

But also that's my goth wife and I will have satisfaction, owl

i dunno, i fed him an enchanted stick or something and then he wanted to spoon and develop a meaningful long term love or some shit

this was like 3 hours in, i completely ADHD'd out on this game even though I know it's elite. I think I also fucked the vampire but he didn't turn me and lae'zel was into me.

also, everyone seems to like some evil purple woman but she was trying to kill a bunch of people with goblins? apparently she can be in your party but i literally pushed her down the convenient chasm into the earth she was standing next to

Gale is the cracker normie

I never really understood all the Gale hate, the entire cast is incredibly horny i dont get it

karlachs whole thing is literally being so pent up shes about to burst

the first comment shadowheart makes about karlach is "she looks like she could pick me up and carry me around"

i quite like gale and never got the hate either

im convinced at least part of the hate was, prior to some patches, he was basically guaranteed to hit on you, which probably made straight men uncomfortable

He's both incredibly horny and also incredibly up his own ass

I heard he was more obnoxious before patches. Do tell.

Everyone was hornier before patches, but especially him