*Suck The Machine's Dick
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Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.
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The Renegades of Trump.
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Hummer engine revving*
102.3
*bald eagle cries*
BOOTLICKER FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
*marching sound*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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in the machine
The Machine?
Machine Against the Rage, but Also For The Right Kind of Rage a.k.a I Hate My Life but it's Other People's Fault and I Have Lost the Ability to Critically Think for Myself or I Never Had It to Begin With a.k.a This Band Sucks
FUCK YOU I WILL DO EXACTLY AD YOU TELL ME!
Yeah, I totally see this working for maga crowds
Alternately:
Fuck yeah I'll believe anything fox tells me!
yo, yo, blacks be the real racists
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”
The more likely lyrics those racists pieces of shit would sing is...
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our grandparents hung them”
I feel like they wouldn’t be respectful enough to say “brown skinned man”.
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We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”
ICE is comin' back around again.
They're kicking out the People of the Sun
Honestly, it shouldn't be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.
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"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.
I always read it as companies who were responsible for offshoring labor. I might be too generous though.
That's part of the power of the term. Globalism is a valid term for a view about how integrated international markets foster economic and social benefits, while Globalist is often used as a racist dogwhistle. Racists often use small variations of accepted terms to conflate and low key their hatred in public venues.
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Multinational corporations?
By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".
"...because I'm the main character and these 'globalists' know me by name"
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Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.
oh my fucking god
is a great song by Strapping Young Lad.
"Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio"
It's gold, Jerry, GOOOLD!
F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!
Lawsuit incoming.