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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Imagine The Walking Dead started in 50 years from now. The way things are going now, picture this scenario:

>A survivor is walking down a lonesome road.
>They arive at a small resort and there's a car covered in dust and dirt in the parking lot.
>They approach the car and check whether it still has some bio fuel left in the tank.
>Still plenty.
>They look around spotting a decayed body close by.
>They search the body and are lucky to find a 'keyless' key belonging to the car.
>There are no door handles and the battery inside the key corroded away.
>They break the glass and open the door from the inside.
>Finally inside, there's still no way to start the engine without the key.
>They have an idea.
>The digital wrist watch on the body should have the same battery as the key.
>After a bit of tinkering with some tools they get the key working again.
>They press the ignition button.
>The displays light up but the engine remains quiet.
>The displays show error messages:

ERROR CODE: ND47089
Tire pressure sensor subscription expired
Please schuedule service or enter payment information
Engine start failed

>MFW

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All this fuel talk when IRL you can't drive anywhere if fuel in the tank is older than several weeks.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It takes much longer than that for gas to go bad... I have left untreated gas in lawnmowers, motorcycles, boats etc for entire off-seasons (plus a couple months on top of that) and the gas still goes boom just fine. I wouldn't race with it... And I'm sure it would test at a lower octane level, but it will still run an engine

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

>Survivor finds car

>plenty fuel

>pry open gas cap

>siphon

>go back home and run generator.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

collect batteries and add it to the solar/battery bank back at base.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Trigra masapara tubi top top tubi

For the longest time I through those were the words. I barely spoke any English then. The 80's and 90's are a slight blur. Please don't send me to Guantanamo.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (4 children)

They'll be dragging classic cars out of people's garages and sheds.

If you were going to be realistic about this, it would be old, mechanical injection diesel engines still going long after the apocalypse. And bicycles, of course.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

If you are being realistic, your best shot is probably EVs and having solar panels, those can maybe last about 20 years.

Diesel and Petrol will go bad in a year.

Either way you are on a finite resource, so the actual best bet is having horses

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You think you’re going to drive anywhere 2 years after the apocalypse?

After a winter or two, between abandoned vehicles and lack of maintenance, the roads are going to be impossible to navigate for any distance that you couldn’t just walk or bike.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Diesel lasts longer then a year. If you can get a commune going, you can grow diesel fuel from seed oil, but only with older diesel. Not that you'd want to direct too much food resources to transportation, but if you have enough farm land, diesel tractors are much more common then electric and easier to work on.

You can also run modified gas engines to run off of Wood Gas and wood could be scavenged from most places. Probably the best option for any fast scouting operations, although you would need to let the system idle. The start up process takes some time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can confirm, my dad still uses the same tractor and diesel barrels his grandpa did. They are all from the 70s.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd bet on an old diesel running on vegetable oil outlasting an EV.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What i learned from doomsday preppers is that you need guns and food and shelter. Apparently it doesn't matter that you're an unfit fuck that can't walk 20m without a car.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

Or that you wouldn't last a year without your statin.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What if there's like a dark cloud allover the earth, how many human body should I plug into my car so I could get toilet paper in the nearest Walmart?

[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (10 children)

Bikes are the apocalypse ideal vehicle. They are immensely underrated on apocalyptic media.

Fuel I need to constantly scavenger? No thanks.

Noise that would attract the zombies? No thanks.

The highway is collapsed and my RV cannot go through? No thanks.

A bike would get you quite good through many apocalyptic scenarios.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

You should read the book "Wolf and Iron"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Lol check out modern bikes with electric shifters.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or just use Heelys like a normal person.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Omg just imagine the war boys from fury road gracefully gliding down the road screaming 'witness me' 😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Mad Max the musical now on Broadway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Man those electric stuntbikes with a screen are hot asf. But they are dangerous.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even right now. Look at how people have to wait in huge lines to get some gas every time there is a natural disaster, or extreme weather. After a few days, or even hours, it's mostly gone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's why I always have 120 litres of diesel stored at home in jerrycans plus what ever is left in the tank. If the shit ever hits the fan and I need to get away quick then the gas station is among the last places I want to go fist fighting to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I rigged up fuel lines so my small diesel generator can run off the heating oil tank. I have about 100 days of nonstop power. If shit looked really bad though, I'd be rationing that fuel on a 50/50 duty cycle or so to keep the fridge chilling while I use power for other things.

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