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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's because the chess worm in the upper right corner forbids it. The chess worm is the real king, and the king piece you think you have checked is merely an illusion it is projecting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Google en kingsant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

The tardis is just one square to the left.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can't believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you're forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Because its whites turn

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I think that's a spitroast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may not be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

There's an imposter among us.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

BBC from a distant corner!

Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!

He brought a CUCK CHAIR it's over folks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

because you didnt take the king yet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago

Because it's White's move.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm thinking it's a really fat square hollow bishop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Don't put your dong in that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm gonna do it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago

The black king is going to do an en passant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

exactly! there definitly isn't a queen/bishop in the top right corner 😃

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

The queen is in love with the other king

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

No? If it was, he would've won