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[–] [email protected] 3 points 52 minutes ago

The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can't believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

That's because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Because its whites turn

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I think that's a spitroast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may not be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

There's an imposter among us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

BBC from a distant corner!

Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!

He brought a CUCK CHAIR it's over folks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

because you didnt take the king yet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

Because it's White's move.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 26 minutes ago

Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

The black king is going to do an en passant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

exactly! there definitly isn't a queen/bishop in the top right corner 😃

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

The queen is in love with the other king

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

No? If it was, he would've won