Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
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this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...
hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.
Are you Terrence Howard?
Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.
disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.
take your credit card number
add 2
that's your credit card number plus two
post it
4444 4444 4444 4446
Damn you're right
After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.
COVID made this accurate
Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you'd marry
I was told to never do math not even once
I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.
Because your real age is white
Take your age That's your age
That's communist speak, where's the profit!
Woah.
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
I got 5318008
It means you're using JavaScript.
I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.
- Take your age
- Multiply by e^iπ^
- Add your age
- Divide by 10
- Take a card, any card
- Add the number of years you've been alive
- Hand me the card
- Is this your card?
0?
Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age
x * e^iπ^ = x * -1 = -x
-x+x = 0
0/10 = 0
0 + x = x
Turns out I was the joker the entire time.
No
Look under your foreskin.
holy shit, elvis?!
whaa... how do you???
NO?
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