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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's not what happened in the movie.

[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's like ChatGPT is trying to diagnose.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly the Vatican needs a ring job.

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't it blue when you're burning oil?

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, it is (even if it is normally more like white with a blue tinge). Black smoke is generally overfuelling.

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh yeah I like my memes niche

real niche

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s probably the Catholic converter.

[–] AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Catholitic?

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 weeks ago

or it needs a tithing belt adjustment.

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Read: Paypal conclave. Too tired...

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

uh oh, i smell rotten eggs... I think theres a gas leak

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Blue smoke means they got the coals just right to put the brisket on.

[–] OutForARip@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When are we going to get an electric pope?

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Musk keeps trying to sell us a FSD pope.

Meanwhile he's blowing all the money on:

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When they start dreaming of android sheep? 🤷

Anyway, who needs electric pope when we have Electric Callboy?

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Possibly the last place I was expecting an Electric Callboy reference. Excited to see them live later this year!

Here's another song for those curioushttps://youtu.be/Vf3LqQluWag

Non-germans fear the second half while Germans fear the first.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Personally, I'm not much of a zombie buff, but being from Germany's neighbor to the North, I agree that the first part is the terrifying part and prefer the music of the latter part 😄

They're also responsible for what is possibly the most bizarre video ever set to great music, and one of my favorite anythings ever 😄🥰

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Time to unscrew all the Cardinal spark plugs and check which ones are firing properly

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 33 points 3 weeks ago

If you see lots of gold and silk, it means the Vatican is running rich.