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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

If someone does this on the tram I make a point of climbing past them to get to the window seat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

This is literally every train in Belgium, I'm pretty sure it has been for a long time. We are anti-social

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago

This has literally always been a thing. Who's "invading"???

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago

'Edgers' are the cheeky commuters invading the National Rail network

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

The worst are those who edge while rawdogging the journey

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Youโ€™re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up? Or do you just accept defeat and stand up for the next 30 minutes?

What's awkward about this situation? Just ask them to move and sit there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Wave in their face and point. Rude people arenโ€™t entitled to politeness.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

wave? iโ€™d just dump it in their fucking lap and sit down

itโ€™s okay to sit on the edge rather than the window. iโ€™d even say itโ€™s okay to put your bag on the seat when thereโ€™s plenty of space for everyone. itโ€™s not okay to put your bag on the seat when there are people standing. if your bag is on the seat, itโ€™s on you to pay attention and move it when the level of available seating becomes insufficient

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago

Exactly. Rude cunt on the morning express? Hold my latte.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Thereโ€™s a free space by the window. But someoneโ€™s already sitting in the aisle seat, avoiding eye contact at all costs.Youโ€™re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up?

It is not awkward at all. Tell him to move his backpack (if there is one) and sit there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you don't want someone to sit beside you, sit on the window seat then eagerly look at everyone walking past and pat the seat beside you. Nobody wants to sit beside that guy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

Or if you don't want to do the eager look thing just sit there picking your nose and examining what you dredge out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago

Maybe his backpack has a ticket.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

I just move in and put my crotch in his face and then say "sorry" and people usually move the bag.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago

I go straight there if your bag is on the seat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I envy your social skills. ^^'

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Its actually a lack of them.

"Hey, can you move your bag so I can have that seat?"

Is a profound lack of give a damn about how uncomfortable I make other people. They know what they are doing, quietly signalling that they dont want anybody sitting there. Other people who do have social graces will stand around quietly staring daggers and silently judging, Im just gonna make this shit awkward for the both of us.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I just have my bag on there because it's more comfortable than having it between my legs.

I mean, I also don't want people sitting next to me, but the backpack is unrelated.

But I also just remove it if I notice anyone making the slightest indication of wanting to sit there, provided the train is full enough that it seems unlikely for there to be any free double seats.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Youre making excuses for the exact behaviour the article is complaining about. Even youre "ill gladly move my bag" sentence is full of ifs and maybes. There are tons of people in this thread making it clear the behaviour upsets them, but they wont act on it by telling you to be civil.

Stop making excuses and share the public space.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Yep, it's the rules of the game.
You just ask politely to move their bag, then passively offer to move their bag for them, then sling the bag onto the luggage rack and sit down.
I've also been known to sit on someone's lap when they refused to move their bag.

(Obviously with the caveat of my tall privilege. It's incredibly shit to ignore someone entirely and hope they go away)

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago

I'm socialer than a motherfucker, and I would also immediately tell this person to move their bag. I think you may be confusing people with social graces and pushovers

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They know what they are doing, quietly signalling that they dont want anybody sitting there.

Why would I give a fuck what they want? They are not entitled to the public space.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

man i'm glad i don't have to share public transport with people like you

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

The feeling is mutual ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Even easier, if you can get to the seat without asking them to move, just start to sit in it and the bag will be moved

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago

I hope they just bought some eggs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Stand in the isle directly beside them. Occasionally swing a hip into them as you go over a bump. Maybe fart a little bit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago

Maybe fart a little bit.

That's my secret Cap

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago

Username checks out

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I edge because that empty space usually get me trapped by rank mofos who dont know hygeine. Wash you rank fuckers

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago

If this is such a problem for you, then you are not at all ready for any of the other problems that public transport can throw at you

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's public transport for you. You pay for one ticket, you get one seat; you don't get a whole row to yourself just because you don't like other people.

Pay for first class if you want more space and a seat on your own.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago

Seems like you really understand the experiences of the person you're replying to

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago

So you leave your place when someone smelly sits there?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

You're getting downvoted, but as a woman I have been and have seen other women hemmed in by creepy men for sitting in the window seat. I'd rather be rude than at risk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Stay on the aisle then. Just move the bag so someone can sit down.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

This. Her entitlement is breathtaking.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago

You are welcome to stand.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Don't cum on the train!

Don't edge on the train,

What do you people want from me?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

Not edging or cumming, for starters.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I like to sit next to those even if other seatsare empty.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago

Yes! Punish them with my unwelcome presence.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So annoying when the guy next to me is edging the whole time

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

Don't be shy, help out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago

Just come on and get it over with