Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.

Also crab legs so you can scuttle.

You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.

Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.

Overall sand repellent crotch.

Nose flaps.

Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.

Why not Zoidburg?

Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.

Crispr, I am just saying... (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)

Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .

Carcinisation strikes again.