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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He's lying, he got your foreskin on his top 3 foreskin pedestal.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn the foreskin leaderboards must be wild

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is it by volume? Quantity? Elasticity?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

All of that and so much more. There's a whole industry of old guys with those magnifying scopes they hold with their eye muscles that evaluate foreskin quality.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You don't want 'em too elastic, or they ping off and get lost under the cupboard.