I'm pretty certain it's not just coffee at this point..
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Pour over or French press or disgusto-matic
I'm a brand hog, what brand of coffee?
It neess to be Zapatistas
coffee sounds good
I would like some cawfee
You know what, I'll take some for the novelty of it
WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhh
Can I get -- you know what nevermind
DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!
No thanks, I just cut caffeine.
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS COFFEE?
coffee tastes like poop so no i would take tea if you have some
WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE!
You mean covfefe?
HEY WHO WANTS COFFE- I JUST MADE COFFEE!
I'm having easter dinner flashbacks now
WHO WANTS COFFEE? DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?
I can't have coffee this late, I won't be able to sleep until 2031
DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!
Do you have tea?
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?
it's hot now so i've started doing cold brewing in my french press. it's really good i can't believe they charge so much for the premade stuff
I JUST MADE COFFEE
I'm a crow I would love some cawwwwfeee
DO YOU WANT SOME FRESH CAWFEEE???
gimme
stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.