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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Omg I’ll take a cup

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

what do I gotta do to get a coffee around here?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty certain it's not just coffee at this point..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pour over or French press or disgusto-matic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm a brand hog, what brand of coffee?

It neess to be Zapatistas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

coffee sounds good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I would like some cawfee doggirl-hi

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know what, I'll take some for the novelty of it doggirl-grin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhh

Can I get -- you know what nevermind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No thanks, I just cut caffeine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS COFFEE?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

coffee tastes like poop so no i would take tea if you have some

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

HEY WHO WANTS COFFE- I JUST MADE COFFEE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm having easter dinner flashbacks now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

WHO WANTS COFFEE? DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't have coffee this late, I won't be able to sleep until 2031

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it's hot now so i've started doing cold brewing in my french press. it's really good i can't believe they charge so much for the premade stuff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I JUST MADE COFFEE

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a crow I would love some cawwwwfeee catgirl-happy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

DO YOU WANT SOME FRESH CAWFEEE???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEEE?

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