Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

This is kinda of stupid

why would you write haikus to free

a person trapped in here?

Edit is my haiku so bad 😞 added "of"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 48 minutes ago

Hey man I just thought

I'd let you know that haikus

Are five-seven-five

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

There’s an old saying
About what to do in Rome…
When you are in it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Talk about stupid,

You wrote a haiku that has

Extra syllables.

Stupid is too strong.

I feel bad for using it,

But it fits the scheme.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm coming to help.

Where can I find you my friend?

Oh no, they see me...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hold it right there mate.
You will have to come with me.
You are in trouble

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No, I've done nothing!

I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?

No hablo ingles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Se habla Spanish.

Kinda. I studied a bit.

When I was younger.