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If i choose the taco, i will be guilt of not saving one of the 3 people. Thats why i do nothing, sacrificing the taco, but keeping me innocent
The trolley is way more interesting when you want to kill the person on the track, but dont want to be known as the one who caused their death
This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
Eat two of them right away and save the third one!
eh...
To make this more plausible, let's assume they're all tied to chairs. I'd let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they're all tied up very well.
Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.
I hate cilantro...
Tap for spoiler
I pick the tacos
Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world's likeliest rapists
But they wouldn't fuck a taco. Would they?
Can only read this like "you wouldn't steal car"
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
They wouldn't fuck a sofa, would they?
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren't even satisfying.
Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.
Just admit it, you want to watch all 4 get a slight char don't you?
Only one would be improved by merely a slight char.
Musk, he'd pay me
He'd never actually do that, just empty promise
Demand the money immediately after saving him... then push him back in.
NGL I kind of don't like cilantro onion tacos, like I gotta figure out what to do with this now. Find a homeless person? idk.
Pick the soap leaf off and feed it to them, then leave with the rest of the tacos
Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..
Spoiler
The tacos are the logical choice here, obviously. But if I save the rich fuck then he owes me big time. I want 5 billion dollars, the rest he gives to immigration and housing charities. Then he gets deported back to Africa in the middle of the Sahara desert with only the clothes on his back, a bag of peanuts, and a bottle of Gatorade (c’mon I’m not heartless enough for him to starve or die of thirst….immediately).
He’ll weasel out of it and I’ll probably end up broke because of litigation. I don’t trust Musk.
I trust tacos.
free 5 minute trial of hell before they actually go there
I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?
Hmm I kneecap all three of them, eat the salad and then safe myself. Easy.
Tacos = salad?
I like the way you think, friend.
Lol those are indeed tacos I guess haha