This is how we save the USPS.
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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I used to send them coupons.
IF you're going to do this, make sure use some sort of sealed package (like the box in the photo). You used to be able to slap these things on like a sheet of plywood and just send it as is but now if the package isn't sealed and is obvious misuse the post office can just throw it in the dumpster. If its a sealed package then the post office has to deliver it and the permit holder has to pay the charges. https://about.usps.com/postal-bulletin/2019/pb22525/html/updt_001.htm
Don't use a rock, use 10lb of glitter.
Would take a little bit of doing, but rig the box flaps to a platform inside the box, then pour all the glitter on that, so that opening the box raises the platform and dumps all the glitter.
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I just put another company's junk mail in their envelope and send it to them so they know how it feels.
I fart in the envelopes then they are like 'yay someone wants our credit card OH NO ITS FARTS!'
I read this as you wrote it: "its farts", like the envelope has farts, vs "it is farts". Both are technically correct, but seems so much funnier that way.
Aaaah pink eye!
Basically the same thing they do when they send these things in unmarked envelopes.
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I have long fantasized about doing this exact same thing, especially to MAGA-types who somehow got my address and are mailing me requests for donations. Someone in those groups as well as THE SALVATION ARMY have discovered that those postage guaranteed reply envelopes cost money and prompt this response. So now all that stuff requires a stamp if you want to reply. I hope that's cut down on their fundraising efforts.
What is wrong with the salvation army? Sometimes go in there looking for board games when we check if any of the charity shops have any games beyond 50 versions of monopoly and trivia pursuit.
- In 1998, the Salvation Army refused to comply with San Francisco’s laws regarding domestic-partner benefits, costing it $3.5 million in city contracts and leading to the closure of certain programs for homeless people and the elderly.
- In 2001, the organization tried to strike a deal with the Bush administration, which would have allowed religious charities that receive federal funding to circumvent local ordinances against anti-LGBTQ discrimination. (The organization also threatened to stop all of its New York City operations in 2004.)
- In 2012, a Salvation Army branch in Vermont was accused of firing a case worker after learning she was bisexual.
- Also in 2012, Salvation Army spokesperson George Hood said the organization views same-sex relationships as sinful. “A relationship between same-sex individuals is a personal choice that people have the right to make,” Hood said at the time. “But from a church viewpoint, we see that going against the will of God.”
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/12/16/21003560/salvation-army-anti-lgbtq-controversies-donations
the christian holiness movement offshoot organized in actual army ranks under red banners emblazoned with their literal motto "blood and fire"? idk but i could pick out a few things that seem... off
Don't forget the literal slavery at their rehab centers!
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They are anti-LGBT. I don't have a source handy for you at the moment so encourage you to search it up.
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Let's all do our part to help little boulders travel
Glaciers take millions of years to deposit boulders across the land.
Humans: "we can do better."
If there's one thing we're good at, it's moving rocks around
Are they an invasive species?
They can't reproduce, should be fine.
Their reproduction cycle is weird but they multiply. Oddly enough all it takes is a couple of sold hits with a hammer and you'll have a bunch of boulers instead of just one. They'll be smaller but there will be more of them.
When I was in college my roommates and I would open all those offers standing at the mailbox, seal the empty envelopes back up, then put then right back in the mailbox for the carrier to grab the next day (or maybe mail thieves, who knows). We figured just mailing them all back was going to cost something.
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Huh. I should try this with the old refrigerator in my basement that I've been needing to get rid of.
If it wasn't shitty towards the post office people I would support it.
But under 10 lbs...
Sadly we have a weight and size limit on these, but if you can load a mini fridge and keep it under 70lbs it should be accepted.
Legally this is not shipping advice and purely a shitpost
Shiptost.
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Now you have to cut up your refrigerator into 10lbs pieces