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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Thou shall try really really really hard not to kill anyone, unless they pray to a different invisible made up man in the sky to the one you do.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

pro tip: you can't stutter if you never existed.

you also can't loose yor peen tip or your protip.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

If I remember my history correctly, one of the primary draws of the at the time new christianity over judaism was specifically that dudes wouldn't need to lop off part of their dongs in a pre-anesthesia world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

At least they did it bcs they believed in some BS.
Unlike the suckers doing it for 'esthetic reasons'

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Somewhere in heaven, God is sitting on top of a huge pile of foreskins like Smaug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

My skins......a hurricane!!!!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tbf Jesus didn't start this shit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If you believe in the Trinity he did

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the only trinity I believe in

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you really though? I thought the movies were a psyop

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Believe in Trinity. Sorry I was trying to sound like an ultra conspiracy nut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

oh... I thought it was genuine because you just can't tell anymore.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The son is just as creepy as the dad and the holy what the the mother fuck is that‽

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I love this comment.

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