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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

It was between 2, 4 and 5, but 4 is my final pick

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

1 is just a funny goofy guy doing his job well not concerned about what the other forks think. I choose him.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

#1 looks like it's for kids.

#3 & #4 aren't dry-fined enough.

A cross between #2 (weird end) & #5 (weird tip) would be perfect. In fact, I think mine at home is like that (on vacation right now so can't check).

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

You cannot know the answer without seeing the underside of the forks. How will you know if they correctly conform to the curvature of your thumb and/or fingers.

One of the best gifts my partner got me was completing a set of cutlery I had grown to love via eBay and other random shops. How she found decade old stuff in mint condition is beyond me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

#2 and #3 Edit: no just #2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

For mouth comfort 5

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I don't really like any of these.
Ideally, #3's head on #1's handle

Edit: I'm torn between the head of 2 and 3
2's head is more satisfying, but 3 is more practical for spoon-adjacent tasks like scooping rice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Ideally, #3’s head on #1’s handle

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It depends.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

the real answer

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

2 with 5s handle suppremacy

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

2 with 3's handle,

2's head is just weirdly always satisfying

but 2's handle is a bit comical

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Six.

Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It's got a perfect head but the handle is waaaay too thick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Oooh, that’s hefty.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don't like 5 for forks sake

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want 2's head on 5's body. 2's body looks better than most but it's too big for me, looks like it'd have bad palm feel.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why are you using your palm to use a utensil? It should be all fingers, somewhat like holding a pencil.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I agree to the fullest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

they all suck the prongs are too thick

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