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[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

ah yes lets make things harder on service workers just because they exist. Make some random stocker that's already been repeatedly threatened to be fired for not meeting targets stop what they're doing and come ring you up and scan all your shit. If they're lucky the boss will let them stay over and work off the clock to get their stuff done. As someone who has 2 degrees and is underemployed because our society is corrupt and broken: fuck this type of behavior. Fuck people who bully service workers. I suppose next there will be a meme about bullying fast food workers for being worthless members of society. ha. ha. where funny.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Nobody at the self checkout is holding me up because they are having a chat with the cashier. No one in the self checkout is holding me up because they want to talk about every item I purchased like it's some rare lost artifact. No one in self checkout is causing me to be "in the slow line" because one line feeds to multiple kiosks. No self checkout ever struck up an unwanted conversation with me, or caused me to roll my eyes in irritation with their inability to figure out how to pay wirh some obscure format, or wait for 10 mins for some stupid price check or price compare with a website or another store or whatever.

I get my shit, and I leave unbothered. I'm not working for the company any more than I am by picking my own food off the shelf. I am, however, unburdening myself of other people. I actively avoid places with no self checkout.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I absolutely agree with all those points and I'm glad self-check oot exists, however... When you stand in line for 10 minutes at the hardware store to get up to one of four kiosks, and something scans as an invalid UPC. Now you're waiting for one cashier that servicing four registers. Or you're at Target and there's only four self checkouts open. Zero regular lanes and you've got a cart full of groceries You've just spend an hour curating. Each one of those checkouts is able to handle about two bags.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm not advocating for there to not be normal lanes. Both have their use cases and yeah if I have an assload of shit that I can't be fucked to scan, I'll go to a normal lane and deal. But an overwhelming amount of the time, I just want to enter, get my shit, and leave without being hassled.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I tend to buy so much booze that self check out is a hassle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It's always a hassle for me. Items not scanning. The machine screaming about the item not weighing correctly. The machine screaming at you because you moved your item.

It's great for quick purchases. But I'm going to a cashier if I have more than 10 items.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

"I don't work here, and I refuse to be a class traitor." Fuck corporate greed that kills jobs for more profit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Nope, I gotta price match. I will wait for the cashier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Any mistake during self-checkout and my local supermarkets will consider it shoplifting and pursue it all the way to court if needed. I'm not running that risk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself. I had a security guard who watched me scan then try to run up to me when I finished to recheck my stuff.

Like dude, you watched me from the beginning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

What colour is your skin?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Article in Danish where the head of public affairs for COOP, one of the largest retail chains in Denmark, explicitly states that they'll report anyone who forgets to scan even the smallest item.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I use the self-checkout so I don't have to talk to anyone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

That's why they are so good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago
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