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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You know, you only need to be around 5% smarter than the tool you are using to be successful with it. Humanity is right fuckered isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh, 4chan is back Your post is how I got to know it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

There are consequences to being stupid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

He doeeees!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

His life was set to ‚dim’ for six years
Cause in the dark no one could see his tears

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Once you get used to proper bias lighting, suddenly overhead lamps become insufferable. I don't know how people do it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what's bias lighting? i've never heard of it and if it works as a complete replacement to overhead lamps, i don't think looking it up showed me the right thing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lights that you place behind things, like your bookshelf, TV/monitor, bedframe, etc. It's so much more cozy and inviting compared to direct lighting. Like the other person said, a simple cheap lamp works wonders.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds like "light pollution" but indoor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That's mostly just indirect lighting.

Bias lighting is specifically lights that are placed behind screens to help reduce eyestrain from viewing a bright screen in a dark room.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

But do they humm akin to angels like my long tubes of clinical white?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

When you don't read the "friendly" manual.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My grandmother gifted me their old TV back in the 2000s because it was only showing black and white.

They had a mechanic look at it, who said it was broken

There was a button to change the saturation and get the TV back to show colours

Edit: There and their

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha. I had a coworker gift me a high end amp because the volume was all crackly. Opened it up sprayed electronic cleaner on the volume rheostat thingy and gave it a few back and forth turns. Perfect sound. I offered it back but he'd already purchased a new one. :/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I had something similar, except it was a blown fuse.

Granted, the fuse was soldered in place and you had to take it apart to get to it. But once it was replaced it worked perfectly. No idea why the fuse blew either, unless it was just defective.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I know someone who bought a new laptop and complained that the display broke after only a couple weeks

It only showed a super dim display and the viewing angle sucked

I pressed the fancy new "privacy screen" button and it "worked flawlessly" again

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Okay, I'm sorry, but this is totally true and heterosexual. I have seen two people do this in real life.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

idk if this is gay or fake, but it's funny as shit

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

Why not just get a floor lamp?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

this is a vegan greentext no animals were harmed in the creation

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure the fan was not the only thing set to "dim".

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