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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

... master Jedi?

[–] [email protected] 131 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How was it called? When people are so close to getting the point it hurts, yet still don't get it? I remember there being a subreddit about it.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Yep, that's it. Thank You.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (12 children)

He would feel threatened if a creepy woman TSA agent did this to him too. It's much more rare, but it's a better argument for these kinds of people. I've seen this response countless times. Banned from r/conservative for "threatening" users lol.

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, you see. The man has a penis, therefore he is at higher risk of violence than women.

Wait, no. It's the opposite.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cis men experience more of every non-sexual form of violence than cis women on average, to the point where they experience more incidents of overall violence.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (7 children)

The fun part is when you start digging into where that violence is coming from....

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

A lot of trans women who possess penises are at extreme risk of violence from men.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

He must be baiting

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

It's the implication!..

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

DO YOU HAVE TP?! Rrrrolios

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Exactly what I was thinking from just the title, heh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Good to know there are so many other degenerates here.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No, just gonna send some flowers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, that was immediate comeback as well.

Would have really tied the room together.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Violent flowers?

[–] [email protected] 178 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

he made her point so perfectly well, and yet still can't (and won't ever be able to) see it himself.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of an episode of "Cheers." Cliff calls a woman and starts heavy breathing into the phone, then he's surprised when she hangs up.

"My mom always laughs when I do it to her!"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I recently discovered that, at the beginning of Cheers, Cliff was some five years younger than I currently am, and I'm not happy about this AT ALL.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

A while back, someone mentioned Jack Benny, and we all laughed about how he'd always say he was "only 39."

When we were kids, we wondered how old you had to be to think that 39 was young.

Now we know!

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 days ago

That went so far over his head, I'm not sure he heard the woosh.

[–] [email protected] 410 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

Classic conservative move, they immediately understand the problem when it applies to them but cannot or will not generalise to others

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Maybe it's safe to assume he's a conservative but you'll be surprised at how many brocialists we have on the left.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago

Even when presented with the hypocrisy, they still refuse to acknowledge there is a problem.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can you even imagine his response if a gay man had approached him the same way? Dude would be on the 6 o'clock news crying into the camera while covered in blood.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sone might fight, but guys like these on socials would get hammered by gay dudes. No pun intended.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 days ago (4 children)

That's more of an idiot move.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Venn diagram between those two things is basically a circle at this point.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

That's what they said

[–] [email protected] 130 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who's got the time to tell the difference?

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 days ago

Sure- conservatives aren't all idiots. Some are assholes

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