this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

koans fucking with white people is just a fringe benefit TBH

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The loneliest goat sees the last sunset last

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the pizza was cooked long ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Came here for this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Buddha wants a "peace" of pizza.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

You'll get it after fasting for 20 days straight I've heard.

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