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He said "physically" which is wrong because Neutronium. What he possibly meant was "practically" in which Osmium would be the only element you can practically fit in the box since it isn't possible to synthesize neutroniun at that amount or handle that much safely.
USPS GOAT. Fuck privatización.
8 5/8" x 5 3/8" x 1 5/8"
Don't write yourself off yet, learn metric.
For most of the rest of the world, that's about 219 mm × 137 mm × 41,3 mm
It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on...
just try your best, try everything you can
at least 2 sci-fi franchised used "neutronium as a ex machina armor: sg1 and ST(exclusive to select advanced race who can use and make the "armor"
What about a ' shrodingers 71 pounds ' cat.'
If it was dead before you put it in the box, it's still dead.
Apparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)
But do you fit into that box? 🤔
Nothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn't handle.
I have mixed feelings about this.
If you stuffed that box with neutronium then:
Funny event: it's so dense the Earth itself is basically a thin gas in comparison and it immediately falls through the floor, the ground, and the mantle to oscillate around in the core.
Funny other event: It's so massive it dominates gravity nearby and everything within a couple of meters gets turned into Cool Physics from aggregating onto an incompressible box really fast and hard. Maybe the nearby atmosphere ignites from being compressed into plasma against the box.
Real physics step in and the neutronium immediately decompresses and the mass equivalent of an inland ocean in neutrons and angry high-energy high-mass decay products sterilizes everything through to the horizon with a gamma ray burst, also triggering massive seismic events from the blast as well as killing everything on Earth since the atmosphere is now radioactive and a lot thinner
Ugh... does this mean I have to go all the way down to post office to get my package again?
Part two turning things into cool physics made me giggle IRL, good job
It’s because all the packages have the same domestic weight limit.
Seems silly, but makes sense in the context.
Tariffs on neutronium are out of this world though.
What about dark matter? One pound of it weighs over 10000 pounds.
Do we have a source for this or are you just joking?
It’s what happens when all the gravitons and graviolis get mixed up
It's true. One kilogram of dark matter weighs as much as ten thousand kilograms of feathers.
Doesn't matter. You won't see it til it too late.
What about one tablespoon of material from a neutron star?