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Fun fact: the word "factoid" means a false bit of information that is being passed as fact. It doesn't mean "a small interesting tidbit of information".
Though I suppose the official definition will be changed since the proper one is seemingly dead
Quick edit: looks like it may have already been altered.
The inventor of this method: „he was dead before I hit him. I was totally just checking with my medical hammer, you guys. Believe me.“
It's giving Midsommar
Now that's a reference
Nono, I remember this from JPII's death. They yell his birth name 3 times into his room and then they use the hammer to smash his ring and seals. Dude was in a coma for a just long enough for us to hope for a Undead Pope -> Emperor on the Golden Throne situation.
Except this time the pope asked them to do it while Vance was in the room.
So..
Like full swing or just a little tap tap?
Gotta be concave for the conclave!
If they were physicists they'd hold the tip of the handle with a pinching gesture, then pull the hammer back to horizontal and let it drop. Swinging with a perfect arc it would thud into the pope's head with just enough force to hurt anyone who was still alive, and get a response.
However seeing as they're still using a hammer to test for brain activity - we can assume the Catholic Church isn't that friendly to science or something.
This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.
Oh, they did. Telling if someone was really dead was difficult until modern medicine figured it out in the last century or so. People got buried alive by unwitting village elders all the time.
it was common enough that the "Safety Coffin" was invented to help deal with it. If you heard a bell ringing in the graveyard, someone was alive down there.
it's great work if you can get it.
What happens if they hit the pope with the pope hammer and the pope sits up and screams "Ow!" ??? 🤔
Do they just keep hitting him with the hammer or do they need to use magic to destroy the undead abomination?
Six more weeks of winter.
[insert monty python "Bring out your dead" sketch here]
"I feel happy! Happy! Hap-" thud
"Thanks for that."
The hammer deals holy damage, so it'll be very effective to keep hitting.
critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease
Does a squirrel listen and determine good pope, bad pope?
I want to believe this is real
iirc it was until the 19th or 20th century then....
It's unclear. The Vatican denies it, but apparently weirder methods have been used to certify the passing of a pope before, so who knows.
Same. I had to look it up. In doing my deep research, I learned that they used an EKG on Jonny P II to confirm his expiration. That shit's hilarious. It was someone's job to EKG that OBVIOUSLY dead corpse, lol.
Eh, a lot of the time EMS will do the same thing on a corpse call. It's one of those 'dot your is and cross your ts' things. I'll give the JPdub EKG a pass.
