Reminds me of the dead sailors that would be sewn into their hammock and thrown overboard. And just to make sure they were really dead, they would sew one stitch through the nose.
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"Popehammer" sounds like the name of a Catholic Power Metal band...
reasonable precaution, if you also believe in spirits impregnating a woman who then birthed the son of god, everthings possible.
Isn't that what JD Vance did when he visited the pope, killing him?
Since the Trump administration thrives on falsifying news, can't we go in the counter offensive by mass spreading JD Vance killed the pope? I think this would be so funny and his dumb fanbase might actually believe it and start to hate him for it.
Can anyone proof he did not Kill the pope?
Were you there? Talked to someone in person who was there?
If not, all the information you/i/we have got most likely delivered as a bunch of hackable pixels.
Just askin' questions
You cannot prove a negative, so he did it.
A made-up factoid would have said seven hits with the hammer, so I guess this one is true.
it's fun, but alas, false.
Yes, that is the definition of a factoid
The snopes article doesn't say it's outright false, just that it's not based on available evidence. So stating it as fact rather than rumor is misinformation.
The Vatican has failed to deny it for over 20 years of inquiry. The impact of this claim is benign compared to pretty much anything else the church has factually done.
it's funny and harmless, meme on.
How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.
Should hit him with a Klingon pain stick.
Glory to the Vatican house! Yesterday was a good day (for the Pope) to die!
They like to keep the bodies/relics so maybe there is a wack'a'pope machine in the vatican
Dunno about you, but I'm bopping the bishop right now bb.
Pics or it didn't happen!!
I FEEL POPE-Y! I FEEL POPE-Y!
not sure which definition of “factoid” i should be using here…
It's to make sure they STAY dead.
Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.
Or next thing you get two pope lines and one of them messes around with your vampire boyfriend
But if it's during Easter, is it really forbidden?
Or is this Jesus being a jealous prick?
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