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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[Meta] Welcome to TenForward, home of the TenForward, can I take your order? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You know how you go to your favorite bar, your local bartender isn't there.

You ask, "Where's Stamets?"

"Stamet's no longer works here. I'm ummthatguy."

And you're thinking "Hey who's this idiot? I like Stamets."

But you still want your drink. And even though ummthatguy doesn't mix your drink the same way you're used to, like Stamets, you still like the bar. You don't have to go to a different bar. And even ummthatguy might feel kinda bad because Stamets trained him. Stamets showed him how to work the cash register, where the tonic was on the soda gun, who tips, who doesn't.

Stamets is the SNL Weekend Update Norm Macdonald to my Colin Quinn.

Meme from Short Trek: The Trouble with Edward

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Me, as a YouTube reactor: "Chat, this is just temporary... right?"

But, seriously, congrats. You'll be mostly fine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Appreciate the vote of confidence.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can i still call you Old Man? Do you carry the stamets symbiote

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I carry his spirit, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We are lucky to have you!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Glad to be of service.

This image is in no way intentionally ominous, just where my head went.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My Big Lebowski postthis morning was supposed to be a subtle welcome, but I don't think it was very clear

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

BTW .... happy to hear you taking the job ... just don't spill the drinks or set fire to the bar

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's all part of the show.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly already thought you were a mod here lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, just a regular who kept sneaking behind the bar to make my own drinks. Guess they figured "Why fight it?" and had me start helping out.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Via con dios, Stamets, and welcome ummthatguy!

I'll have something... green.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Currently out of green. Try this.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, what's going on with Stamets? I saw someone say he made a post about leaving the other day, but I looked through his profile and found no such post.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

What little I've picked up is that the combination of life stress and social media induced stress came to a head. So they cut themselves loose and left. It's a bummer, but I hope doing so will help them be well.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd try act more surprised but I've noticed you've been running this bar for a while

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

I was just a bar back, but now I gotta help restock the shelves, throw out the belligerents, empty the holosuite filters, etc.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Glad you're here!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Thanks. Just following your guy's lead.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Uh, yeah whatever. A rootbeer and two hours on the Vulcan Love Slaves of Terrix IV.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh, the suites are currently occupied. Vic's got a set going, then Chief O'Brien and his boytoy are "fighting" the Battle of the Bulge. The jokes practically write themselves.