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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

The scratches on my thinkpad aren't flaws. They're battle scars!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

On the right, but with a solar panel.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

The one on the right needs a surge protector.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Classic thinkpad battery health

[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 days ago (10 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I am the left one until the first scratch appears, at that point i manage to do worse than the Right one.

Looks at hp stream that's been choking for 5 years in cnc shavings.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (7 children)

So I started going to University recently, and the amount of people I've had actively chastise me for how I treat my laptop has been shocking.

This is a tool to get things done, it's not some precious gem, I bought a cheap laptop with the expectation that it's going to get gross and crusty and I'll have to hose it down once a year, I'm going to wing it around and drop it and clean the screen with my sleeve.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

Treating a telescope like a jackhammer isn't going to work well.

They just haven't figured out your jackhammer just looks a lot like their telescope.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Y'all hatin on the first image, but that's me 🥺

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's me for about a week with any new device. Then I slowly get more and more lax, until eventually I'm the one on the right.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Buy used, best feature is that it comes with scratches so you don't have to be so careful

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

I admire your conviction

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My old MacBook was first too shiny and new to put stickers on, then it lived so long that I didn't want to waste stickers on a machine that I'd need to retire. It made it ten years before having weird bootloop issues.

To try to counteract my own neuroses I went sticker mad on its replacement immediately. It also helps with easily telling which way is up at a glance (I don't know how many times I had to rotate the old one when I went to open it).

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know, aside from the i9 MacBook pros, these are really resilient machines that will last quite a while. They don’t deserve the hate they get. They easily outlast gamer laptops that bake themselves to death.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The butterfly keyboard models are definitely not included in that statement, but all other models yes they'll live forever. BUT i also have a bunch of old laptops from other companies that live forever running linux

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I still use my 2011 MacBook Pro hahaha. I’ve added a SSD and maxed out the RAM, but it runs amazingly.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's why I buy 'em. All other personal laptops I've had over the years don't make it past the two year mark but I've been really impressed by Macbooks. I expect there's probably some amazing Linux machines with similar hardiness but I've not had reason to roll the dice on that front.

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I am the second one.

Battle scars are customizations.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Remember the old ThinkPad idiom: "If the cracks are just plastic, it's still fantastic!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

A knight in shining armor never had his mettle tested!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Tech is a tool to me and tools shouldn't be pristine and unused.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tools should be used for sure.

Still never a reason to carelessly step on cables, toss/shove the computer instead of set it down, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

That’s stupid, all my tools are in great condition. Just because it’s useful doesn’t mean it needs to be dirty and damaged and shitty.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey treat your stuff however you want. But generally tools are meant to wear out from their intended use. Ususlly, the better you treat your tools the more use you get out of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Me, still using my unscathed 2011 MacBook Pro

I’m astounded by how shittily people treat their stuff. My tools are also pristine. Just because something is mechanical doesn’t mean it has to be dirty and shitty.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Any time I get a new toy, I do try to keep it a shiny as possible for as long as I can, but yeah eventually the battle scars come through and then it's a different story.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Same, but “as long as I can” generally means a few hours.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You my kind of people!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

One isn't a tech enthusiast, but a tech idiot.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

You're just gatekeeping.

ThinkPad with a generator? Nothing wrong with that


maybe add LoRa, get a ham license and add some packet radio or digital modes and you have a neat disaster setup.

MacBook that you don't want to scuff? Well, I'm not that precious with my gear, but you do you. Many Mac laptops last a very long time, and the performance of modern Apple silicon is really, really impressive


and you have UNIX out of the box. Plenty for a tech enthusiast to like.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, who hooks a portable generator up to their laptop without using a surge protector??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lol, how is this not more common in the answers? Lotta people on Lemmy don't know how to use a generator...

That shit also isn't grounded, though I think some specific generators may be alright without that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The caps in the power supply should be enough to eat the noise in that power source.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That model (yamaha ef2000) has an inverter. Nice and quiet, too. Little fucker is touchy about the fuel, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, if you like to live dangerously, sure. Those power supplies can be expensive, though, and surge protectors are dirt cheap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Those power supplies can be expensive

Used official ones are like $20 on ebay.

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