this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Very solid shitpost. Just what I'm here for.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing that brain of yours can think of can be found.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Don't be happy, nor horny, just bursting with rage

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I love creative geniuses like him. Louis Cole is another cool one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Louis Armstrong and Louie Anderson, too, if we're talking creative Lous.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

And it’s amazing if anyone hasn’t seen it

Edit: (as is the entire special, called Inside, created entirely by himself, during covid lockdown)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Edward Norton once winked at me while I was standing in line for Pinks hot dogs in LA.

I am gay for Edward Norton.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He was the Hulk once so I can't blame you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

When I think of him, I think of Fight Club, not The Hulk.

Whether that makes him more or less appealing is up to the reader. I'm not even sure which way Helena Bonham Carter would lean.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

It’s me your neighbor. My name’s Grass

[–] [email protected] 52 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I'M FINALLY FREE! FUCK Y'ALL IM OUTTA HERE!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

But lieutenant Dayan, you aint got no legs!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

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