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White House says it has tech that can "manipulate time and space" (www.newsweek.com)

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A comment by White House science adviser Michael Kratsios has gone viral after a speech in which he claimed U.S. technology can “manipulate time and space,” prompting online speculation.

Kratsios, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, made the remark during a policy address at the Endless Frontiers Retreat in Austin, Texas on April 14.

“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity,” Kratsios said during prepared remarks published on the official White House website.

While the statement was likely intended as aspirational language about technological progress, it has since circulated widely online, with some interpreting the comment literally.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Oh god, the space age larpers took over

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

The pseudoscience and grift administration has embraced the Montauk Project

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 days ago

The time distortion first came when a huge number of dense people gathered at the same spot in the white house.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

I can too.

I can move through space all the way to next to my nightstand and change the clock's time with a little wheel behind it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Sure, sure… Even a plane can “manipulate time and space”.

[–] [email protected] 145 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Well they're right: it really feels like 1934 Germany right now.

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