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Sure, playing chess needs intelligence, dedication, and good chess players are smarter than an average person. But it's waaaay exaggerated in movies. I'm a math researcher, and in any movie, my department will be full of chess geniuses. But in reality, only about 10% of them even play chess.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This got me wondering about lionising Go in films. I think I need to start a such a movement amongst directors or screen writers.

I'm hilariously bad at chess. I learned the fools gambit and never progressed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

„The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life.“

[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People need to stop putting chess on a pedestal. Its a game. General intelligence has no bearing. Its a specific skillset you can hone by practice and research, just like any other game.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It is a super deep game for how simple it is, i think that's the "genius" part. But remembering openings in chess and their names doesn't make you a genius, it makes you a genius in chess.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Almost anything where memorization is the primary skill is going to be dominated by people with specific interest, rather than general high intelligence (certainly doesn't exclude it, but it's just statistics). Gotta look for something frequently requiring novel problem solving and adaption to filter for high probability of high general intelligence.

Then there's also a lot of games requiring very narrow intellectual ability. Being able to parse a specific ruleset, or doing a specific kind of math fast, without needing to be able to handle anything novel. You'll certainly find some "interesting individuals" around those kinds of games.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

One of the daftest people I ever met managed to beat 3 of us at once at chess. Would routinely kick my ass every time and it wasn't even close.

The kind of person who absolutely would have injected bleach to cure covid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

True, but 10% is probably higher average than usual.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

More about interest than intelligence, honestly.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Im gonna say it… i dont care, im gonna say it!

CHESS 👏 IS 👏 FUCKING 👏 DUMB

The best you can do is lose to a robot. Good job 👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The best you can do is apparently lose to a robot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh yea? We do chess shaming now? Did you know that many people have a proper disease and can’t play chess too well? Do you think it’s fair to mock them like this? Look it up on google, it’s called “having a life”, very debilitating.

/s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what is not stupid? Hot dog competition. Try to alphazero this wrustel now robot. 🥖

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Guess I'll start with the same disclaimer: I don't think I'm too smart for chess or anything.

I always thought chess is kinda boring. Don't get me wrong, it's fun enough as a novice. It's probably also fun for people who mastered it, I'm not denying that.

However, for everything inbetween, it's mostly about memorizing stuff. You just learn hundreds of openings and how to counter them. From what I've seen, a lot of intermediate players fall apart once they go off-script. It takes years until you're good enough to strategize properly on your own, like a novice would, without some going "That's the 'double helix chin twister'" and beating you.

It's kinda like the problem multiplayer games often have for me. There's a set meta and you either learn it or lose. To experiment yourself successfully, you have to invest a massive amount of time. Experimenting myself is the fun part. I'm don't want to invest hundreds if not thousands of hours before I get to have fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I largely don't agree with this, I played chess (Battle Chess) as a kid, I wasnt the best at chess but I had fun. I hadn't played it in over 15+ years.

My coworker plays chess on a regular basis, against other players and against the computer at 1,700. He knows quite a few strategies that I never bothered to ask what they entailed, which is a part of your point, but I just play off of the moves I see on the board, I don't know any technical moves or strategies other than checkmate the king, castling, and en passant.

I literally wing it every time and my opponent is always thinking about future moves to try and destroy me. Our matches include blunders and typically end up with only a couple pieces left on the board. Its such a fun experience when it's played without expectation and you're relying on pure personal strategy in real time.

I've won twice In a row now. Its usually back and forth

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Folk always seem to underestimate the effect of training and experience. In a match between two unpracticed players, sure, the more analytically inclined of the two will have an edge. This is true of any game with a strategic component. General intelligence helps but specialist knowledge is better.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Chess is mostly a memorisation game for gambits / openers and subsequent sets of follow-on moves.

After that, it’s mentally simulating the board state a few moves ahead, varying pieces and guesstimating probability of what move the opponent will make. A lot of that you start to memorise, especially since other chess enthusiasts will often play well-known gambits / strategies.

Intelligence often correlates with memory but they’re not one and the same. I grew up knowing a competitive chess player and remember the time they referred to their “hambag” (handbag). English was their mother tongue…

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I was sorta interested in pursuing Chess more at least as a hobby a few years ago. Learning about the 'meta' strategy was kind of intimidating and discouraging. The basic strategy is interesting to me but learning and memorizing different games just sounds awful to me. I guess it's like most things - the more you learn about it the more you realize there is a lot more to it than what you initially thought it was.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Ah ha! I see you've played the Frenchman's Cumsock. I will have checkmate in 4 moves!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"I understood that reference"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Wait, my hand is still on the piece.... I.... have ... not.... completed..... my..... move

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have a mishmash dialect as we moved around a lot when I was a child; very rural, too. I'll say "hambag" and "ain't" and "me an' this guy" and my sister says "ambliance", but we spell it all correctly.

Did your chess expert know the spelling and say it wrongly, or was there confusion about the spelling too?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They thought it was because the leather was from a pig…

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There’s also a similar trope with the Rubiks Cube.

Bonus points is when there’s a game theory department in a movie. Then they all will be masters in any game.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol. Just in case someone finds it useful, the math of game theory has very little to do with games.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I remember Crazy Rich Asians was a great offender of this. The main character is a teacher in game theory, which naturally makes her great at any game (which also becomes an important plot point later in the movie).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah... everytime I see it in movies I kinda cringe. However it still is an effective narrative tool to say that the person is a stategist or is in a higher tax bracket ( or honestly any quality that the common viewer doesn't have). Even so, I wish writers would stop doing this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, my brothers are both very good at chess. One is smart, the other is dumb as rocks

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Disclaimer: not calling myself smart or anything.

I always found chess boring, for some reason. Like, not because it is too complex, but because it isn't complex enough, in a way. As an example, the first time I tried my hand at Medieval II: Total War, I fell in love with all things strategy.

I still can't do chess, though... It's like my mind goes to its happy place halfway through a match and I start making moves just to progress the game and be done with it. Gimme a 4X game, and I'd need reminders to pee every 12 hours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah I always laugh when movies or TV portrait a character being good at strategy by depicting them being good at chess. Those two have zero relation. Total war on the other hand, get good at that and you're cracked at strategy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well there is not a lot of action going on in a chess game and you are a lot of patience, I guess that makes it feel boring for you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Honestly, I don't think the action's the problem, I enjoyed creating interlinked databases with tens of thousands of entries in Spreadsheets. I think it's strictly to do with the complexity itself, I need more. I like the concept of every piece having a specific move set, I'd just need more of them. And add more complexity to them, but at that point may as well just play grand scale combat games, like 40k.

Edit: plus, to be honest, this lack of complexity doesn't even let me properly enjoy a victory. Maybe it has some fetishistic tinges at this point, but a protracted victory is so much sweeter, make me feel like I pulled my brain through high intensity training for a couple of hours. Either that, or something which can start acting as a reflex, like backgammon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I dont play a lot of chess and I'm bad at it but I recommend playing chess puzzles or timed chess. If it helps, just think of it as a mini skermish on one area of the "map".

While there is competitive chess, I think the advantage it has over most things is that many people know how to play and that most of the time its a casual background game. Like you aren't trying to win, you are trying to not lose.

When someone is playing at a house party, it's so much fun to make wierd faces after they played a move or so.

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