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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dye man, AHHHAAAHAAAAHHH
Fighter of the bleach man AHHAAAHAAAAHHH
Champion of the cloth AHHAAAHAAAAHHH
He's the master of the Tye-dye and friendship for everyone!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It could be worse. People use the Reddit suicide report feature to report a post and basically tell people to kill themselves as an insult/troll. You basically have to put that notification on ignore.

This is apparently a MAGA thing that they do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Funny, I experimented with DDG, and they gave me a wikiHow with instructions on how to spend your final days if you know you're dying. I guess the search engine makes all the difference.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

The word for dying hair is spelled dye, searching "how to die" triggered the bot.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Y'all ever feel like those messages are just to keep their worker drones alive? Like do tech companies actually give s shit? I'm sorry if that's controversial and no i'm not suicidal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This is still better than actually answering the question, though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Absolutely, I hate this shit. It feels incredibly fake and overbearing if it’s an automatic/“broadcast” message.

Sometimes it’s designed so that it’s actively dangerous too. I said “Siri, kill me” to my phone and it started calling emergency services. Are they trying to get people fined for abuse?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago

the wikipedia take:

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Hello hotline? I've been feeling pretty blue lately and thought about dyeing that way. Can you give me any tips to be sure I don't mess it up?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Gotta remember to use the right concentration of bleach.

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