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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago (7 children)

How does he think that it is a flex? Hay is a relatively light material. The real challenge would be a metal container containing a liquid substance a la multiple beer kegs. My dad's old Nissan Frontier once held multiple loads (heh) of paint and pulled a trailer full of cement packages without a hitch.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Round hay bale isn't heavy, lol

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's not the load in the rear they were bragging about, no shame just a strange brag.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My 1st gen tundra does this with no issue, and I paid $1800 for it lol

That nasty roll is like 900lbs, most 4 banger trucks can handle that load

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Damn that bottom truck is sexy. The cybertruck looking like a car prototype makes shit from the 60s look futuristic.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Originally I thought they were just shitty trucks because I had thought they were the size of a Ford Fiesta until I saw one IRL. Most pictures and videos I had seen of them had nothing next to them to show the true scale.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'd love a truck the size of a Ford fiesta. Can't wait till the telo truck comes out next year.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

looking forward to the telo as well, finally something that's compact like my old element but still can haul some plywood

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Should've been called Cybarelyatruck

[–] shynoise@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm embarrassed by how long this took me to parse out

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cybertrucks being the ones where they had to save weight ON THE FRAME because their stupid stainless panels on the outside THAT DO NOTHING weigh so much.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

stainless steel exoskeleton... if by exoskeleton you mean paneling, and by skeleton you mean cast aluminum frame everything is poorly glued to.

the vehicle is a fucking joke in every possible way, it's designed incompetence.

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