this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why are these people trying to flex on...farmers without knowing anything about farmers (and how much their vehicles can carry)? Did they do a publicity stunt where they sourced a bale? Are they farmers who didn't have a vehicle before the cybertruck to do all the very vehicle dependent farm tasks? Or did purchasing the cybertruck convince them now's the time to break into farming?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

And there's pictures on the internet of bumpers/hitches falling off of cybertrucks....

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Everytime one of these cybercuck owners opens their mouth you can just tell how insecure they are are with their masculinity.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm one-upping your one-upping.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I thought that was a boulder at first and was begrudgingly impressed. Then I saw the second picture....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Poe's law strikes again. OOOP has to be joking right? I mean it's not like they're loading up that hay to take back to their apartment in the city. Anyone who's in a position to be moving a bale of hay around, will have used a regular truck before and will have seen hay.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's a round bale. They aren't that heavy a few hundred lbs 🤷‍♂️. I can easily flip them over when they tip on their side . I live on a farm the cows kick them around like soccer balls if I put a whole one in their pen. Typical cro mag weak dick thinking.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Those ones though are heavy. Literally compressed to save space.

Hah, the .straw archiving format. While the square ones are .strawz

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I have owned a round baler and made 1000's of them over the years, mine weighted around 800lbs/365kg for straw and up to 1000lbs/450kg for alfalfa per bale. Cows ain't kicking 1000lbs of alfalfa around nor should they. What a waste of feed and money.

But, one in the truck and towing 9 more on the trailer with a 2015 Dodge Ram Hemi around 30 miles per load......Fooken' amateurs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That paint job looks like some crap 'limited edition' skin in a chance-box mil-sim shooter. Bad enough to fall for that crap in a game, but in real life? Lame.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

some people like the look of uncommon skins, I don't necessarily agree, but at least it isn't a common.

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