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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

877 393 4448

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

0110 0110 0111 0101

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My credit is so bad my credit card number is all zeros

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

1 Oh sorry, did it in wrong order

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

?OVERFLOW ERROR

Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was gonna ask about the digits on the back but I figured it out: 707

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

8008 5800 8580 0858

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Hmm the answer is Hunter 2 somehow

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 - 3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Well that is easy to remember.

0118 999 881 999 119 725

3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

4111 1111 1111 1111

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

4608893492175047

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

0

I never understood order of operations in school. Did I do it right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No you either don't understand math in general or how to follow instructions.

Because as written, these are two wholly separate operations. So there's no "order" to them except linearly.

And even if you wrote it out, you still couldn't end up with 0 unless your card number is 0.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OMG! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME NUMBER!

Wait what three digit number do you have on the back? No way those match too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

123, of course.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's one hell of a lock on that luggage.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Better this one version

Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You’re missing an order of ten in each (just fyi)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It ran a bash script that made me invincible to global warming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Great, now the universe is going to be destroyed and replaced with something even more bizarre and nonsensical.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

0000000000001

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Don't have one. Can't.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

1 ... oh wait, I got it backwards

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

4814474077450141

I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow that's so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?

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