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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

As the saying goes:

Don't mock bacteria, it's the only culture some people have

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Divorced middle aged dad energy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan also claimed Musk did a roman salute and how we are all crazy for thinking it's a nazi salute.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Lets call it N word salute and see what the ratards do.

Goodness gratious, comedy is alive again.

[–] [email protected] 186 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Lol, I'll never understand these people. The word "retard" was never gone. At no point was it illegal or impossible to say it, similar to any other word. The worst consequence for saying something that's bound to piss people off is just that, pissed off people. You never faced jail time and I can't think of anyone "canceled" for it.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (8 children)

They want to drop the hard R with zero blowback.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

The word "re----" was

The gusp I gasped was so intense that I broke the pearls I was clutching.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what drinking too much donkey juice does to the brain

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