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[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Virtual insanity...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

The long and winding road in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Guillotine in my ass (Banks)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Unleashed in my Ass

… I am more scared than I should be

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Get down in my ass. (Nas)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Narrow Your Eyes in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Radioactive Toy in my ass...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I meaaaan....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Beautiful things in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

graves in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Prison sex in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Blown by the Wind in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Getting a bit philosophical

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey Living People ... in my ass

I'm currently listening to it and my playlist could have a few other "interesting" outcomes, like

I'm not sure if I'm just (un)lucky or if this works with too many song titles...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe ts just taco bell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Strike of the beast in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It's a sin in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

💕die antwoord

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Break In To Break Out in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You are now interacting with other nationalities and ethnicities maybe? In my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

This would mean?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

last train home in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pat Metheny? You have great taste.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

nah, lostprophets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Necromancer dancing in my ass, apropos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Lost Grave in my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Pepper coyote - There Is No Cock Like Horse Cock In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

conception for three forms of unhappiness at the state of existence in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Shiny Metal Rods in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

An ember's arc in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Peek-A-Boo In My Ass

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