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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

wouldn't surprise me it's Trump gives Tesla a military contract to mass produce cybershites for the military.

let the military get fucked with them.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

A shitty person sells a shitty product for a shitty price

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Frame not suspension?

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I feel like I have seen this exact same damage multiple times already for the cyber truck. Same wheel and everything, front passenger side.

There must be some extremely faulty design with that wheel.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Oh, they turn that way for ez parking.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Is it supposed to do that?

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That ain't no frame issue...

In this thread, people who never took a look at the mechanical components of a car.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I would like to say that if it was 2018-ish and Elmo was just running around with "not a flamethrower", this dumpster would still be a piece of shit.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

how tf are these things insurable, or even in compliance with federal motor vehicle safety standards?

[–] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how tf are these things insurable

That's the neat part, they aren't.

or even in compliance with federal motor vehicle safety standards?

Because American standards only focus on the safety of those inside the vehicle, they also assume that the manufacturers make the frame out of something at least a little stronger than wet tissue paper.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That thread is a swasticar support group.

[–] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair, if I spent 60% of a house on such a useless vehicle, then I would probably need a lot of support too.

(In case the link expires, it links to a real estate listing costing 243,500 CAD or 171,000 USD. Meaning that the Swastdumpster would cost 58.4% of a rather nice house located here)

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Wow Calgary has gotten expensive. I would just move to BC at that price lol

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The black actually looks sick on this

It makes me want to be sick on this.

Pretty sure that’s just a SwaziTruck in general thing.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was going to say. It's not my style, but that matte finish looks better than stock for sure.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I have also seen some "cyber" paint jobs that look decent on it. But, it sucks getting an expensive paint job on it before it falls apart. And there are much nicer looking base cars to take advantage of a cyber paint job, like pretty much any recent lamborghini or even lower priced techie looking cars.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 month ago

Doing as much as possible to obscure its general shape can only make it look better.

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)