Isn't this like 2 yrs old?
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So they're saying that God doesn't have the power to make the thurstquenchanator holy?
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That isn't why it was demoted. It was demoted because it kept insisting it was a real priest and could do real priest things like hear confessions, etc. My wife was quite holier than though about it.
Tell an LLM it's a priest then act shocked when it does priest things. Next level. Truly incredible.
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Demoted? I bet he's real worked up about that.
I have been in IT for 20 years, have both a BS and MS in Information Technology, and I will never understand why EVERYONE has such a hard-on for AI; especially given its track record of “hallucinations”.
Man hallucinates for hours each night 🧠🎟️💫
Robot hallucinates one time… 💦 🤖 ☠️
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Aren't a lot of religions based on hallucinations that specific people have had?
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You have been in IT for 20 years and don’t understand this? Has your career not made it abundantly clear that the average person is completely computer illiterate and has no idea what AI even is? How many people have you had to assist in 20 years who insist that they have tried every possible solution, only to find out that something isn’t even plugged in or turned on?
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Well, there's water in Gatorade so that checks out. Although I guess by that logic many terrible liquids can also pass for baptism, though I guess Catholics would be into that.
ngl I stopped listening to A7X shortly after Nightmare, seemed like after Hail To The King they dropped off the face of the earth for me. Might have to get back into them.
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Man created god long before AI
Well yeah, but this is God 2, electric bugaloo!
I prefer Original God, but God Zero is a pretty good replacement in a pinch.
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I honestly don't see what's wrong with that
It's got what babies crave.
I'm sure he qualified that this would only be the case in a desperate situation where only Gatorade was available.
If water isn't available you'd generally just not use any kind of liquid.
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Pepsi or nothing
How many kids did he rape? That seems to be the problem with the priests.
Who cares about their goofy ass rituals as long as he doesn’t rape kids.
Priests rape kids at an astonishing rate.
The Catholic Church is a gigantic pederast ring.
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More consequences than if it had raped some kids.
To be fair if you make an AI and ask it to be an authentic catholic priest you'd essentially have to reward it for such actions because it understood the assignment. Now why you'd make such an abomination in the first place that I don't know. The ways of the lord and all that...
Turns out "the ways of the lord" = capitalism. That's probably why he condemned his socialist son to torture and crucifixion; for the crime of empathy! God was like "Helping the poor? Absolutely fucking not!".
The history of all Religions is as a control mechanism used to make people self police in the absence of a formal law enforcement system.
So that's why heinous deeds that don't threaten the power structure get a pass.
Well obviously that's wrong, everyone who took catholic theology studies in college knows it should either be monster or white claw /j
Busch Light is an acceptable substitute
At least Pedialyte!
Pedialyte is much more respectful in the lord's house. This is clear.
you fucking perv! GTFO
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