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Randal: Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play. Dante: Twelve minutes is hardly a game. Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up. Randal: Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink? Dante: Yeah. Gatorade. Randal: Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade? Dante: Exactly! They drank it all!
I mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn't he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?
This is an interesting question. You can use saliva to baptize in the event of an emergency (lick your thumb and make the sign of the cross on the forehead, in the name of Father, Son, Holy Spirit—but that would likely need a secondary “proper” baptism if the emergency passes, this one counting as “conditional”). Which I guess would supersede ever needing Gatorade since you always have saliva.
If you mix holy water with Gatorade powder does it become holy Gatorade?
Semen is like 85% water
“It’s what plants crave.”
That's how crocodile hunters are baptized.
As an actual, honest-to-God (Episcopal) priest myself, the idea of an “AI priest” is very troubling.
Random request but can I get your opinion on the last thread I commented in since your probably better trained to answer or critique
For those who don't know, "AI-powered priest" in this case means a 3d model run by AI, not even a real person. The pronoun here is "it" not "he".
I think Father Justin can decide his pronouns on his own, don't you?
Strictly speaking no LOL - AI doesn't "decide" anything.
Getting in the habit of respecting all beings' pronouns will make it easier for you to respect human beings' pronouns.
An AI is not a person under any point of view. It is not entitled your respect/empathy/compassion any more than any other object is. I respect people's pronouns but that thing is not people.
Getting mad over someone calling it "it" because you are misgendering it, is the same as getting mad over someone saying Twitter instead of X because you are deadnaming it (which is ironic, considering who owns Twitter).
Plus, humanizing an AI will make you feel less threatened by it, and feel less bad when it takes over some person's job, so you should actively avoid it in respect of other actual humans.
I'm not getting mad, I'm suggesting how you can make your life easier.
I respect people not toasters.
Ad Victorium!
He then tried to convince underage boys to remove their clothes and touch him in the no-no place.
In US, brawndo is used instead of gatorade. That is the reason for math prowesness.
That image makes me think he's going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.
I'm getting molesty vibes. I guarantee this will be the first AI who commits statutory rape
"Is this about that little spying incident?"
Better move him to a new Parish before they figure what type of AI pornography he's into.
"We did train him on real priests personality, but he's definitely hallucinating this part!"
It has what heathens crave.