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Are you defecating right now ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] gray@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I asked the magic 8 ball and it said “ask again later”

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aw :/

[–] gray@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry to disappoint.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll defecate for you 😘 😌

[–] gray@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 week ago

uhhhhh no thank you thanks for the offer though

[–] Poringo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yes !

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Commuting to work right now, so couldn't change for a while after unfortunately :(

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No diapers ? :/

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I didn't pack a change, or other supplies haha :3

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Worst case scenario, shit into a Gatorade bottle

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Real :3.. im actually not sure if we have gatorade here? Other sports drinks bottles would do tho uwu

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes ❤️

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well you should, I encourage it :D

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I shit only when my body decides it’s time, and that’s regularly, since I have a fairly high fiber diet.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nice 😎

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that a request?

Sigh, alright.. 💩

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gee thanks mate 😇