Don’t read this before you head to a restaurant.
Can Kansas City's Hereford House restaurants survive a food contamination scandal?
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Don’t read this before you head to a restaurant.
Can Kansas City's Hereford House restaurants survive a food contamination scandal?
I'm also trusting billions of freeloading foreigners (bacteria) to help digest the food in my intestinal tract and not go rogue or provoke cancer on a daily basis.
Have you worked in a restaurant? You ever drink a Slurpee?
Trust me, you're alright eating plenty of things you wouldn't do consciously. I'm trusting my immune system to be able to fight off whatever contaminants it finds more than the people in the whole line of farm to plate.
The water you drink was once dinosaur pee.
And Hitlers cumshot, statistically speaking
Funny we hug a line between mass acceptance that you don’t fuck with food and selfish behaviour around disease.
“Wear a hair net.”
“Of course.”
“Wear a mask.”
“Fuck you, let’s wreck the planet.”
"Wear a condom"
"Okay."
"That's a candy bar wrapper and a rubber band...."
"SAME CONCEPT ASHLEY!!! GOD!!!"
Every time you breathe you hope people have not farted in your general direction.