this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the classic Reddit TIFU story of the guy trying to talk dirty to his gf and failing miserably.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It should…it’s a direct reference to it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No it's not, that's "You like that, you fucking retard?"

"Are you fucking sorry" is the guy who accidentally hurts another classmate and wants to say "Are you okay?" and "I am so fucking sorry" simultaneously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A classic, since nobody has posted yet.