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Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I actually think we'd be pretty solid. I'm a decent guy and with decent as a minimum we could go really far.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

they will be very racist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We aren't. Maybe we dead because of my unending bickering about the futility of life, but screwed? Nah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As someone with d.i.d. it all comes down to which personality they take.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well, there'll be a lot less billionaires pretty quickly, from there it's gonna be a lot of references to star trek, doctor who, dead philosophers and general southernisms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

UN: "Boy, they really like using Star Trek memes to convey their thoughts...."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turns out Star Trek was just a retelling of actual intergalactic life

Aliens: Who the hell told them all this stuff ... I don't look like that? ... My ass isn't that fat ... Is it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"These beings have documented a perfect understanding of warp core, matter transmission, and matter replication technologies, yet they refuse to actually use any them and are stuck on a single planet fighting wars over limited resources."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well as someone with ADHD, depression, and anxiety, as well as being on the spectrum, initially we'd be kinda screwed. I have spent a lot of time in therapy and have done a lot to manage it all, as well as developing empathy for myself and others, so not so bad.

However, I choose to be a non-theistic Satanist and an anarchist, so a lot of other people are going to be fucked. Especially those that deserve no empathy due to their hoarding of resources and exploitation of people and the planet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll gladly take aliens trying to cure me of an ADHD and depression i don't have if they can also cure us of religions and capitalism.

More importantly you going to therapy and improving yourself the way you described it, that in itself is sincerely the best exemple we can show an alien, ever.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Intergalactic Therapy Industrial Complex rubbing their hands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well yes please, fix us.

Although i doubt we have anything worthy of hand rubbing for them. But hey, at least we're making jobs!