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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago

We've done it Bois, its now gay to be straight!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There's a direct correlation between the usage of the term "direct correlation" and being an absolute imbecile.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I'm either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What prohibition??? Now I'm even more keen

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At the rate they're going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Col. Ripper ranting about precious bodily fluids

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I reject your entire premise!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.

;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes this is why every baby born via a cesarean is super male.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Til I'm basically a lesbian

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Notice the engagement.

240K views between the top two.

0.6K for the shot back.

Come on... Rule #1. Don't feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fry squinting.png

Tell me which one of these three you think is the troll

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Uh, none of them. The troll they are feeding is Elon Musk, the fallacy is that Twitter is an open forum where your engagement “makes a difference.” It’s not. It’s an algorithmic feed.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Your brain on Nick Fuentes.

[–] [email protected] 199 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You're welcome.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

wtf is a spiritual lesbian? Does it just mean I want women to top me? because...yes!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe lefty people are just more empathetic and know how good getting head is, so they return the favor.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The only way to avoid this effect is only have sex with men. As long as you keep your socks on while you're being railed, it's not gay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wasn't aware that there was a thousand year ban on eating pussy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure that historically “sodomy” included oral sex

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Ass to mouth? Gross.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I can’t even tell if the bottom comment is satire anymore.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

What order do I read this? Why is this "mainstream social media"?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, incels are... something else. I'm so fucking glad we don't have those over here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Sure you don't...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Bahahahahahaha!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I think The Matrix had it right when they said 1999 was the peak of humanity, when platforms for these kind of shenanigans didn't exist yet lol. Yeah we had loons on BBSs and IRC, but this is certainly something special.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?

Chicken or the egg for the modern era

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner's pleasure.

These men literally can't comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don't directly benefit from it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be a spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?

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