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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

r/deadbedrooms ~~(nvm, i dont know how it works on this site)~~

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

So that's why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That's the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male's cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Raw fucking has a calming effect confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

idk this is why im asexual.

I'm just better than everybody

/s obviously, unless you agree with me lmao.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

OK people really do backflips to justify why their version of gender/sexuality is the best one so I can see why the top person exists.

But the bottom one HAS to be satire, right? "Reproductive sex is forcefem" cannot be a real viewpoint. They're mocking the top person, by baiting them into abstaining from sex outright.

Right...? I hate that I'm not sure anymore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I've added this extra bonus XP and I've finally reached thr coveted rank of double gay. Finally after years of hard work sucking dicks and eating pussy I've achieved my one life goal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

estrogen does suppress testosterone production, so its technically stronger.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.

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